Meet-Cute
Elizabeth makes her way down the aisle of the airplane into her seat. She sighs a happy sigh and starts reading. Derrick make his way to Elizabeth. Derrick: I think you're in my seat. Elizabeth: No, I don't believe so. I payed extra for this. Derrick: No Im positive. Elizabeth: Well I dont know what to tell you. I paid for Row F Seat A and this is where Im staying. Derrick: Ok miss whats your name? Elizabeth: Elizabeth but I-- Derrick: Okay listen Lizzy, I paid for this seat and I am NOT going to sit in some aisle seat for some old smelly dude to step on my feet and push past me on his way to the bathroom. Elizabeth: Well then I guess you'll just learn to embrace the smell. Derrick. Thats it. Miss flight attendent? yes. This woman here wont remove her self from MY seat that I bought. Elizabeth: Miss. Look at my ticket. It says right here Row F Seat A. And this obnoxious man has been pestering me for 10 minutes. Derrick:10 minutes? Are you crazy, lady? It's b...